1. Change the baby's diaper and notice that she's kind of stinky and needs a bath.
2. Leave the baby's diaper off while you let her crawl on the floor of the bathroom.
3. Start running her bath.
4. Look over at baby and notice that she's peed ALLLLLLLLLL over your bathroom floor in the last 30 seconds.
5. Use a towel to clean it up. Bathe baby.
6. Decide that the 5 year old is also kind of stinky and you should bathe him, too. Call him into the bathroom and get him undressed.
7. Lift 5 year old into the tub. Forget to remove the hair washing bucket before turning around to redress the baby just outside the bathroom door (since the floor had pee residue on it).
8. Dress baby. Hear a SPLASH!!!! and remember that you forgot to remove the hair washing bucket from the tub before putting the 5 year old in.
9. Panic while watching the flood of bathwater spread quickly all over the bathroom floor. Let the baby crawl away, half-dressed (but with a diaper on!), while you hurry and soak up the water with all available towels.
10. Text your husband to tell him that you mopped the bathroom floor this morning. 
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